Well then, drive a Hybrid Car and shut the hell up
So I had to listen to a coworker bitch and moan about how he hated to drive, how he wasn't going to do it, no sir. wasn't going to have any bit of it.
No one bothered to ask him why, tell ya the truth, I really didn't care. I was just hungry and wanted to eat my (homemade!) meatloaf sandwich. But he told us anyways. He was angry and shocked that it cost him nearly, or maybe it was, $50 to fill his 20-odd gallon tank in his Dodge Durango with what was prolly premium gas as it costed him $2.29 a gallon (while it only costs me $1.99 a gallon for good ole regular gas).
Wah. Wah.
But it gets better.
He then continues on about how when he checked how many miles he had driven since the last fill-up he calculated that he only got 10 miles to the gallon. 10! Oh, he was angry as he normally gets 11 miles to the gallon.
Right about then I had enough listening to this and told him he should buy a hybrid car and get 50 miles to the gallon, which seemed a bit better in gas consumption to me.
But of course, this is the guy that isn't going to vote tomorrow because he doesn't think he has done enough research into the candidates to choose one over the other.
Umm. Dude. You had like a year to look into all the different parties and their "planks" and see which one you agree with the most. Ohhh, yeah thats right: there is more then two parties with candidates running for President. Wow. He does need to do some research.
Seesh. Maybe it is a good thing this guy isn't voting tomorrow.
No one bothered to ask him why, tell ya the truth, I really didn't care. I was just hungry and wanted to eat my (homemade!) meatloaf sandwich. But he told us anyways. He was angry and shocked that it cost him nearly, or maybe it was, $50 to fill his 20-odd gallon tank in his Dodge Durango with what was prolly premium gas as it costed him $2.29 a gallon (while it only costs me $1.99 a gallon for good ole regular gas).
Wah. Wah.
But it gets better.
He then continues on about how when he checked how many miles he had driven since the last fill-up he calculated that he only got 10 miles to the gallon. 10! Oh, he was angry as he normally gets 11 miles to the gallon.
Right about then I had enough listening to this and told him he should buy a hybrid car and get 50 miles to the gallon, which seemed a bit better in gas consumption to me.
But of course, this is the guy that isn't going to vote tomorrow because he doesn't think he has done enough research into the candidates to choose one over the other.
Umm. Dude. You had like a year to look into all the different parties and their "planks" and see which one you agree with the most. Ohhh, yeah thats right: there is more then two parties with candidates running for President. Wow. He does need to do some research.
Seesh. Maybe it is a good thing this guy isn't voting tomorrow.
posted by Margaret @ 9:13 PM
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