Things to be Thankful

Well, it is thanksgiving.

so of course, i'll prolly be asked at dinner/lunch what i'm thankful for. i was going to post a list of something like:

• i'm not straight and therefore don't have to worry 'bout birth control
• i'm living on my own and can do what i want when i want
• i didn't vote for bush or kerry
• i went 5 & 0 in the online forum football pool
• I live in the United States and I'm white. Too bad on the whole being a gay woman thing. Oh, and i'm not Protestant or in anyway religious. And I'm not terribly rich. Well, I've got one of the requirements at least for being President. (this last bullet point, all sarcasm on my part, but unfortuately seems the truth to me: to be elected one must be: rich, white, male, straight and at least have a religious affilation, protestant helps. oh, and tack on married to the straight bit. don't want any bachelors running the country. opps, drifted off into sarcasm again there. teehee)
  

then i figured to continue a list like that, even here, might be too sassy, and there is no way i'm going to be saying that stuff at the dinner table in front of everyone. well, that first one and last one would be sure to drop some forks at least. teehee.