Teehee!

Ahh, funnee!

Working For The Man RULE #56
Nobody really cares about the monthly report you compile. Unless you turn it in late. Then people care. They'll act like the world is about to end, sending you urgent emails and leaving you testy voice mail messages, making mental notes about your incompetence and failure to deliver all along the way.

Substitute monthly report with corrective action report and you've got it.