If I were President

Or more like Emperor for I doubt I could get half this stuff past the legistature.

• A free college education to any public university for those that serve 4+ years on active military service
• Anyone who retires from the military would not have to pay any income tax. Ever. Same with any veteran of a foreign (or domestic, umm) war.
• I would legalize drugs. All drugs. I would treat them the same as alcohol: you can't drive while under the influence, go to work while under the influence (well, depending on your employer), anything that you
• I would also legalize prostitution.
• Gay marriage would be legal - though it would be a civil / governmental marriage not mandatory for any religion to perform if they didn't want to, though if they did, they could perform the cermony.
• I would disband the FCC.
• And the Homeland Security Department.
• I would up the minimum wage to a living wage and set a maximum wage. Screw the big business cats who complain we can't stay in business if you raise the minimum wage 'cause we can't afford it. Well, you'll be able to afford it since you won't be giving yourself a multimillion dollar bonus for occassionally showing up for work.
• An addition to the above: All elected officals would make minimum wage. From the President of the United States to the elected town clerk, they would all make minimum wage.